I USED TO BE A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS
NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
Some creative anime fansubs
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Pandora’s Box has been observed.
A new feature has been added to Faith & Prayer Version.
See if you can spot it
Find it and open Pandora’s Box, let loose the terrors inside.
You’re playing a dangerous game, Mr. Badman
THE ONLY DANGEROUS GAME HERE
IS NOT HAVING HAD ACCESS TO THIS BEFORE.
PANDORA’S BOX HAS BEEN OPENED, AND THE TERRORS INSIDE, UNLEASHED.
STOP! HOLY SHIT YOU’RE GOING TO CAUSE EVERYTHING!
DON’T STOP ME NOW
I’M HAVING A GOOD TIME
I’M HAVING A BALL
ARE YOU NEO-EXDEATH BECAUSE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE BROKEN