The cool thing about Fairy types is they’re a literally fulfillment of this quote:
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
On tumblr: Being hated by everything else in its category.
hey… u know chILDRENS SHOW from u chidldhood??? well…. in reality…. it show about person in a COMA!! or AUSTISTCI!! or dead…!! prugatory!!! or crazy!!!!!!! whoa… pretty fgrimdark and gritty huH??? yeah…….
10000000000000000 notes to the tune of ‘whoa so cool’ ‘CHILDHOOD RUINED’ ‘omg i cant believe this!!!!!’
i want to see art of professor sycamore discovering sylveon
he’s just petting an eevee and suddenly it evolves and he just points at it and yells “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?!?!"
and one of his assistants comes in all ‘Professor, what’s wro-WHAT IS THAT?!”
and he just turns to them and flails his arms at sylveon going “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
IT KEEPS HAPPENING AND IT’S WONDERFUL
I want to imagine every major pokemon discovery being …well, discovered, like this.
"Huh, I wonder what type of Gym is in Laverre City" said the unsuspecting Derxwna, before he walked into the doors of the worst thing to exist since bad rom hacks.
"no… no it can’t be… IT’S NOT POSSIBLE!" OH BUT IT WAS PLAYER, FOR YOU SEE, LAVERRE CITY IS THE FAIRY GYM LEADER. AND DERXWNA KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT.
"FUCK IT’S THE TELEPORTER GYM." HE BELLOWED, AS HE STRUCK A FIST AGAINST HIS DESK. RAGE WAS EXUDING ITSELF FROM EVERY ORIFICE UPON THE REDISCOVERY OF THIS FACT.
"FUCK THIS GYM I’M SO FUCKING DONE" DERXWNA PROCLAIMED LOUDLY, BUT WASN’T ACTUALLY DONE BECAUSE ANYONE WHO DARES USE TELEPORTERS MUST PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE.
"I’M GOING TO STOMP THIS GYM AND MAKE THIS FAIRY LEADER DESPAIR AS I HIT HER WITH TOXINS THE LIKES OF WHICH SHE’S NEVER SEEN BEFORE" DERXWNA MEGA EVOLVED INTO MEGADEATH, PLACED HIS ROSELIA AT THE TOP OF THE PARTY (which knew veoshock hooray for stab poison) AND BEGAN THE TRECK THROUGH THE WORST GYM EVER.
Between you and me, I don’t think the gym’s teleporters were all that bad.
This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him?
rest in fucking pieces
nO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS HIS STARTER. HIS. STARTER. YOU DON’T THINK YOU DON’T RATIONALIZE YOU DON’T THINK OF YOURSELF IF THE STARTER IS HURT AND YOU CAN IN ANY WAY CUSHION THEIR FALL YOU CUSHION THE DAMN FALL
starter bond is somethin special all right doesnt matter how much that charizard weighs you lift it up
The peach trees are bearing fruit
They said the town is known for its pears. I think otherwise.
I think you need to calm down, man.